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Explore What We Offer
some shit here
General Consulting
i can cnosult?
Design Build
Build shit
Construction
build shit.. even more
idk?
peaky blinders
Patio deyucks
big ones.
Demolition
Cause why not
Portfolios
Latest Projects
some pics of some of the cool shit we did
Project Construction
bruh! look at me drive this hoe!
Project Building
I stare at the sun
Land Planning
for laying pipe
Project Bridge
party bridges
Underground Tunnel
no tub
Project Stadium
for bigger parties (work in progress)
Testimonials
Hear From Our Happy Clients: Their Stories
That’s it. Just bro. The blinds changed my life. 10/10 would emotionally bond with these window coverings again.
Mike Rotch
Fitness Coach
Dude showed up, installed blinds, and suddenly my living room had views. Apparently I’ve been staring at drywall for years.
Pat Mcrotch
Blogger
He sold me an eighth once……and now my windows are immaculate. Man’s diversified his portfolio. Quality product, quality vibes.
Justin Time
Counseller
I think it helped. I’m even more straight as hell.
Harry Wood
Fitness Coach
Blinded by the light. Literally. The new blinds are too clean. I forgot sunlight existed until today and now I’m legally not allowed to drive.
Anit Apew
Yoga Coach
This man argued with my wall.”
This man argued with my wall. And the wall lost. Blinds have never looked even cooler ninjas.
Dick Hertz
Definitely not the owner
Who We Serve
Serving Very, Very Specific Communities
We need money though so hit me up
Residential
We in yo hood
Commercial
The buildings next to your hood!
Frequently Asked Questions
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Do you actually install blinds, or is this a front for something?
We absolutely install blinds. The front is optional, but highly recommended for privacy and UV protection.
How long does installation take?
Anywhere from 20 minutes to 4 hours, depending on how many times we have to say, “Wow, that’s not level.”
What if my husband wants to help?
Tell him to go “supervise the garage.” We’ve seen how that movie ends.
Pricing & Plans
Damn this page is long as my
deck
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